Kids Cafe — v3C Receipts
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The actual deal
Founder's Welcome Kit + 1 Pouch
Caffeine-free. Sugar-free. 12 essential vitamins. Pediatrician-formulated. Cancel anytime.
Try Kids Cafe
$77 Welcome Kit FREE · Delivered every 4 weeks · Cancel anytime
Pick your flavor
4 super flavors. Pick your kid's hero.
Each pouch = 30 servings = ~1 month per kid. $24 today, then $0.58/serving.
Questions parents ask
Wait, coffee for kids?
Kids Cafe isn't real coffee. It's a caffeine-free, vitamin-fortified drink that looks and tastes like a kid-friendly latte. Pediatrician-reviewed and safe for ages 6+.
Is it really caffeine-free?
Yes — 99.9% caffeine-free, made with decaffeinated coffee. Third-party tested. Pediatrician-reviewed.
How does delivery work?
Pick your flavor. We ship every 4 weeks. Cancel, pause, or swap flavors any time from your account dashboard. No commitment.
What if my kid doesn't like it?
30-day money-back guarantee. If your little hero isn't a fan, we refund your first order in full. No questions.
What ages?
Designed for kids 6+. Vitamin and mineral profile dosed for growing bodies through their teens.
Where is it made?
Made in the USA, FDA-registered, GMP-certified facility. Every batch third-party tested.
Limited launch — Ends May 31
Join the morning ritual.
$24 first month. $77 Welcome Kit included. 30-day money-back guarantee. Cancel anytime.
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Kids Cafe is part of the Zenbodi family of wellness brands. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always consult your pediatrician about new foods or beverages for your child.
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